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With Rik and Paal talking about jobs in their life thread, I figured I'd start one and try to fish for some job luck [:p]
So I'll make this short for further reference: I'm a drop-out math graduate, figured after a year of research that it wasn't my world at all - I wouldn't have the seriousness it takes if my life depended on it. However, over the year there (McGill Univ, Montreal) I did some college teaching (in our school system, that means diff/integral calculus, vectors/matrices, basic engineering calculus and intro to simple differential equations; 14ish grade ±1) and I had a real blast doing it.
So I'm back in my good old Quebec City's Laval university getting a college teaching certificate. Job fishing in Montreal didn't really go well because all their colleges require a master's degree and experience, and then they will only give you part-time replacement jobs for years. I didn't like Montreal enough to go for that. Hopefully I can find myself a nice quiet place to settle down with a permanent job in the years to come.
Now enough with the melodrama.
When I came back from Montreal my brother dared me to grow a Hulk Hogan 1988 royal rumble type of moustache. Short of anything better to wage, he promised me his respect.
http://www.civduelzone.com/forum/uploaded/Beorn/2007330162319_HOGAN.jpg
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I STILL do not have his respect, though.
On an unrelated note, yesterday I took my year's first bike ride to the sugar shack. 46km total, loaded with the beer (going) and full with the beer (coming back) took me 3 hours, so this is nowhere near the kind of times I want to pull on my trip to Florida, but it shows hope.
I also hit a parked car while checking up on my gears and brakes before leaving my place. I have a nearly fist large bruise on my chest, it's really funny.
killercane
30-03-2007, 18:28
Ah McGill. Did you know that they are the #1 school for Space Law? And yes there really is such a discipline :). Its actually kind of interesting.
Teaching is alright if you can get the students involved a bit. Ive been teaching a juco Criminal Justice class the last couple of semesters. It can be frustrating at times though. I have reiterated what a grand jury is and does 8 times, and they still have no clue :(.
barbu1977
30-03-2007, 20:36
quote:Originally posted by Beorn
I didn't like Montreal enough to go for that.
Not enough ADQ to your liking?
[:p]
I like the minority government - these make the best clean-up crews - and I'm glad for Dumont, but I'd wish it was much bluer around here ...
Teaching is really sweet when you participate in it. When you keep by the books it becomes sterile and tedious really quickly, and to not blurt it out mechanically it needs more motivation, time and efforts than most teachers care for. During the fall semester, even though I took classes of my own, the only thing I could think about was how I'd present the next lecture I'd give - and that's motivation for you.
I stumbled upon this in the news:
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2007/08/13/north-polarbear070813.jpg
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2007/09/01/polar-bear.html?ref=rss
A polar bear has decided that it liked the heat of North West Territories. Heat as in 15°C during the summer, -50°C in the winter. It's much warmer than the arctic ocean's coast, still. Makes you wonder what brought her there. Maybe menopause.
Anyways the summer is coming to an end and despite the hayfever, it feels much better now that it's windy in the day and cold at night. I passed the 1900 km mark and will probably hit 2000 next week-end for the annual (65km + 40km round trip getting there) ride with the math dpt around the Orléans Island. Hopefully I can double that, next summer, if I can keep away from injury. I just might reach 3000 this year - I definitely will beat 2500. Last year I did 1500 but I wasn't half as well geared up, and I had a car for most of the average-long runs I do on bike now.
So I'll be having an internship at a local college and I like the mentor teacher they paired me with. Simple, genuine, raw and most of all he loves his job. One thing he told me, which I found really interesting and to which more people here will relate than the math and the biking, is that there were once (years ago, in the US) serious recommendations from (at least one, probably among others) a university sociology study to reform the university professor recruiting and teaching system.
While the core of researchers that essentially form the current university professorate (sp, ww?), there could be 2 other classes of professors, namely scholars and educators. All 3 would do a little bit of lower, higher teaching and research, but they'd have distinctions in tasks.
Educators would be Ph.D's in their discipline with the desire to teach. They would handle most, if not all, undergraduate courses and study projects. They'd be in charge of program committees and student activities.
Scholars would act as an in-between class, ideally being low-profile researchers with varied interests and good networking. They would give most high-level graduate seminars and be able to participate in both undergrad teaching and graduate research. In a word, they would consolidate the gap between educators and researchers, giving graduate seminars as much for educators as for the grad pupils.
This all would leave plenty of room for researching professors to do what they are in a university to do: research and development.
Now, a lot of current professors wouldn't see themselves as a clear-cut example of either one - some researchers would see scholar status as a downgrade, or some others wouldn't give up teaching to keep researching. Anyways, the pool of professors required as educators and scholars is actually limited, once some wear that hat and spend their work time in classrooms giving and attending seminars. This system is far from perfect; especially from a researcher's point of view, but from a student's perspective it would greatly decrease the mind-boggle associated with climbing the ropes of a department through hostile professors who don't want to bother teaching and zealous researchers who don't think your development as a student/researcher is worth their research time.
I do think that it makes sense for departments to just open their minds to subclasses of professors that aren't meant to be prime researchers but rather educators or consolidating scholars would benefit everyone. It does happen, but in the Uni's I've seen in Canada, it's far from the norm.
I need help with this one, the Idaho senator and his gay scandal thing:
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/09/01/craig-resigns.html?ref=rss
Is the scandal because:
- he is a gay republican?
- he is a gay senator?
- he is a gay american?
- he denies being gay despite being 'proven' so?
- he made advances to a cop?
- he made advances to another male, at all?
- he is a gay rights basher that made gay advances?
If it was just for me, I'd say the scandal was that a cop was following him, undercover, in hopes of teasing him enough to receive gay advances. But that wouldn't make him resign would it.
Yes, the scandal is that he's a republican that does not support gay marriage, but pleaded guilty to seeking lewd behavior (with a man) in a public restroom. Hypocritical, absolutely. Strikes down the whole Republican stance against gay marriage? Absolutely not. One bad apple does not represent every other apple.
Gay senator....wouldn't be a scandal I think, except that he's a republican. Gay american....nothing scandelous there as there are millions of them. Denying being gay....yeah, he's an idiot. He was caught red handed. Remember, if he were a Democrat he'd have a wonderful chance of being reelected over and over and possibly being the chairman of a rather important Senate subcommittee. Not an asinine statement btw, there are several democrat senators/congressman currently that prove this.
killercane
02-09-2007, 21:22
I thought he had a good chance of beating the rap. He didnt do anything tremendously overt:
"My experience has shown that individuals engaging in lewd conduct use their bags to block the view from the front of their stall," the officer said in his report.
The senator then tapped his right foot, "a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct," Karsnia wrote, and Craig ran his left hand several times underneath the partition dividing the stalls.
"The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot, which was within my stall area," the officer's report said.
When the police interviewed him later, the senator said that "he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom" and that was why his foot may have touched the officer's, the report said.
Craig also told police that he had reached down to the floor to pick up a piece of paper, the officer wrote.
"It should be noted that there was not a piece of paper on the bathroom floor, nor did Craig pick up a piece of paper," Karsnia wrote.
"During the interview, Craig either disagreed with me or 'didn't recall' the events as they happened."
After Craig ran his hand underneath the partition wall three times, Karsnia held his police identification down by the floor so the senator could see it, the report said.
"With my left hand near the floor, I pointed towards the exit. Craig responded, 'No!'
"I again pointed towards the exit. Craig exited the stall with his roller bags without flushing the toilet," Karsnia wrote.
The senator initially resisted the officer's request to go to the police operations center, he said, but finally did. There, he was read his Miranda rights, interviewed, photographed, fingerprinted and released, the report said.
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He didnt hire a lawyer (dumb), he interviewed with the police (dumb), and then plead guilty without even a hearing (dumb)? I dont know gay bathroom stall protocol, but it would be pretty easy to attack the officer on his "experience" in this kind of thing and get it bounced either in a hearing or in front of a jury.
So Craig is just an idiot in your opion, one which I'll echo. Although I'm not striking down the possibility of this guy being bi, but will save that full judgment for someone else. Maybe Tubby can help us out with the gay protocol thing?
quote:Originally posted by killercane
I dont know gay bathroom stall protocol, but it would be pretty easy to attack the officer on his "experience" in this kind of thing and get it bounced either in a hearing or in front of a jury.
[lol]
Double echo the idiot part, I mean, he's a senator, he absolutely should know better than to open the door to let them all bash his head.
Alright, nothing worse than that. Makes you wonder why it made the front page of the BBC news feed. Ah! Americans ... [:p]
killercane
02-09-2007, 22:59
quote:Originally posted by mauer
So Craig is just an idiot in your opion, one which I'll echo. Although I'm not striking down the possibility of this guy being bi, but will save that full judgment for someone else. Maybe Tubby can help us out with the gay protocol thing?
[mwaha][mwaha]
grahamiam
03-09-2007, 01:02
Craig is pretty much this month's Ted Haggard. An in-your-face, antigay, super religous by day, seeks it in-the-rear by night hypocrite. Seems like the most vocal of these antigay "advocates" always get caught doing the thing they rail against [lol]
I think, from now on, I'll just assume that the ones that are pushing these nonsense bills instead of dealing with the real issues facing the country are really just trying to make-up for thier own "bad" behavior. It's almost like they think that if they push antigay legislation while still being gay, that thier god will be ok with them.
Our congress makes our athletes look like choir boys.
Other than Tubby, who knew about the tap a foot thing? Going to the bathroom in an airport will never be the same for me....or page boy or how the head of the Commerce Committee believes the internet is a series of tubes. [:p]
This is a bit dated but here's some of the others in congress. Nice crew and really, really dumb.
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
[mouth][aargh]
I can understand the bad checks, bankruptcy and credit - they're human beings. A shame they are running your country though [col] As for lawsuits, the first slanted word must provoke a lawsuit when you're a public face in the US, so I'm ok with that.
Spousal abuse, fraud, assault, drugs, thievery, DUI ?!!! That's anywhere from 84 to 165 (there are most likely cross-overs, though I definitely expect the actual total to be over 120) elected officials I wouldn't want to live in the block of. No wonder I heard some Texans keep their grain silos filled with weapons to overthrow the government in case they go berzerk.
quote:Originally posted by Beorn
No wonder I heard some Texans keep their grain silos filled with weapons to overthrow the government in case they go berzerk.
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romeothemonk
19-09-2007, 13:07
quote:Originally posted by Beorn
I need help with this one, the Idaho senator and his gay scandal thing:
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/09/01/craig-resigns.html?ref=rss
Is the scandal because:
- he is a gay republican?
- he is a gay senator?
- he is a gay american?
- he denies being gay despite being 'proven' so?
- he made advances to a cop?
- he made advances to another male, at all?
- he is a gay rights basher that made gay advances?
If it was just for me, I'd say the scandal was that a cop was following him, undercover, in hopes of teasing him enough to receive gay advances. But that wouldn't make him resign would it.
Sorry to catch this so late, but here are my two cents. Remember that I am a true religious conservative as well.
The thing that Craig did wrong was trying to solict sex with someone other than his wife. He launched into the homosexual nonsense to try and provide some cover. His strong Gay/anit-gay declerations are merely to disguise the issue that he tried to in essence hire a hooker. And then he plead guilty to the deed, trying to make it go away. This is a monumental error. As a leader, when you screw up, you got to make it right, not just try and be right.
I would make him resign, for two reasons. 1) for increasing hate mongering against homosexuals, 2) for being a law-breaking dumbass.
If he wanted sex where no one would know him from Adam, Minneapolis is the 2nd gayest US city after San Fran. 5-7 blocks from the airport is the club scene for the gays, more than 4 city blocks of anonymous hookups. He was just dumb as toast. I am not advocating this kind of behavior, but by following the established, and legal protocol he could have avoided the two things that he should resign for.
I am still adamently against homosexuality, I just want no one to use fear to beat a vice, I would rather use faith and reason.
My 2 cents
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19-09-2007, 19:30
quote:Originally posted by Beorn
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The 2007 IG nobels are out!!
http://www.improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2007
The site cannot always support the traffic right after the competition is held, so you may need to go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ig_Nobel_Prize_winners#2007 for a summary.
So, that thing with jap and dutch backwards ... I just can't picture the guy getting that idea. Wow.
With the whole "American creed" debate over there, I came to wonder: am I 'tagged' as more of an American, a Canadian (if there is such a thing as recognizing Canada, let alone Québec, as an entity ;)) or do I blend in the bunch without much notice since Canada is a weenie country and I play C3C, which most have let down? It was out of topic there so I figured I'd post it here...
And while I'm at it, for the lazy ones who didn't click the link, here's the winners of this year - the viagra hamster and dutch rats I really liked.
The 2007 Ig Nobel Prize Winners
The 2007 Ig Nobel Prizes were awarded on Thursday night, October 4, at the 17th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony, at Harvard's Sanders Theatre. The ceremony was webcast.
MEDICINE: Brian Witcombe of Gloucester, UK, and Dan Meyer of Antioch, Tennessee, USA, for their penetrating medical report "Sword Swallowing and Its Side Effects."
REFERENCE: "Sword Swallowing and Its Side Effects," Brian Witcombe and Dan Meyer, British Medical Journal, December 23, 2006, vol. 333, pp. 1285-7.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Brian Witcombe and Dan Meyer
PHYSICS: L. Mahadevan of Harvard University, USA, and Enrique Cerda Villablanca of Universidad de Santiago de Chile, for studying how sheets become wrinkled.
REFERENCES:
"Wrinkling of an Elastic Sheet Under Tension," E. Cerda, K. Ravi-Chandar, L. Mahadevan, Nature, vol. 419, October 10, 2002, pp. 579-80.
"Geometry and Physics of Wrinkling," E. Cerda and L. Mahadevan, Physical Review Letters, fol. 90, no. 7, February 21, 2003, pp. 074302/1-4.
"Elements of Draping," E. Cerda, L. Mahadevan and J. Passini, Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, vol. 101, no. 7, 2004, pp. 1806-10.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Lakshminarayanan Mahadevan, and Enrique Cerda Villablanca's sister Mariela.
BIOLOGY: Prof. Dr. Johanna E.M.H. van Bronswijk of Eindhoven University of Technology, The Netherlands, for doing a census of all the mites, insects, spiders, pseudoscorpions, crustaceans, bacteria, algae, ferns and fungi with whom we share our beds each night.
REFERENCES:
"Huis, Bed en Beestjes" [House, Bed and Bugs], J.E.M.H. van Bronswijk, Nederlands Tijdschrift voor Geneeskunde, vol. 116, no. 20, May 13, 1972, pp. 825-31.
"Het Stof, de Mijten en het Bed" [Dust, Mites and Bedding]. J.E.M.H. van Bronswijk Vakblad voor Biologen, vol. 53, no. 2, 1973, pp. 22-5.
"Autotrophic Organisms in Mattress Dust in the Netherlands," B. van de Lustgraaf, J.H.H.M. Klerkx, J.E.M.H. van Bronswijk, Acta Botanica Neerlandica, vol. 27, no. 2, 1978, pp 125-8.
"A Bed Ecosystem," J.E.M.H. van Bronswijk, Lecture Abstracts -- 1st Benelux Congress of Zoology, Leuven, November 4-5, 1994, p. 36.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Dr. Johanna E.M.H. van Bronswijk
CHEMISTRY: Mayu Yamamoto of the International Medical Center of Japan, for developing a way to extract vanillin -- vanilla fragrance and flavoring -- from cow dung.
REFERENCE: "Novel Production Method for Plant Polyphenol from Livestock Excrement Using Subcritical Water Reaction," Mayu Yamamoto, International Medical Center of Japan.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Mayu Yamamoto
PRESS NOTE: Toscanini's Ice Cream, the finest ice cream shop in Cambridge, Massachusetts, created a new ice cream flavor in honor of Mayu Yamamoto, and introduced it at the Ig Nobel ceremony. The flavor is called "Yum-a-Moto Vanilla Twist."
LINGUISTICS: Juan Manuel Toro, Josep B. Trobalon and Núria Sebastián-Gallés, of Universitat de Barcelona, for showing that rats sometimes cannot tell the difference between a person speaking Japanese backwards and a person speaking Dutch backwards.
REFERENCE: "Effects of Backward Speech and Speaker Variability in Language Discrimination by Rats," Juan M. Toro, Josep B. Trobalon and Núria Sebastián-Gallés, Journal of Experimental Psychology: Animal Behavior Processes, vol. 31, no. 1, January 2005, pp 95-100.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: The winners could not travel to the ceremony, so they instead delivered their acceptance speech via recorded video
LITERATURE: Glenda Browne of Blaxland, Blue Mountains, Australia, for her study of the word "the" -- and of the many ways it causes problems for anyone who tries to put things into alphabetical order.
REFERENCE: "The Definite Article: Acknowledging 'The' in Index Entries," Glenda Browne, The Indexer, vol. 22, no. 3 April 2001, pp. 119-22.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Glenda Browne
PEACE: The Air Force Wright Laboratory, Dayton, Ohio, USA, for instigating research & development on a chemical weapon -- the so-called "gay bomb" -- that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other.
REFERENCE: "Harassing, Annoying, and 'Bad Guy' Identifying Chemicals," Wright Laboratory, WL/FIVR, Wright Patterson Air Force Base, Ohio, June 1, 1994.
NUTRITION: Brian Wansink of Cornell University, for exploring the seemingly boundless appetites of human beings, by feeding them with a self-refilling, bottomless bowl of soup.
REFERENCE: "Bottomless Bowls: Why Visual Cues of Portion Size May Influence Intake," Brian Wansink, James E. Painter and Jill North, Obesity Research, vol. 13, no. 1, January 2005, pp. 93-100.
REFERENCE: Mindless Eating: Why We Eat More Than We Think, Brian Wansink, Bantom Books, 2006, ISBN 0553804340.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Brian Wansink.
ECONOMICS: Kuo Cheng Hsieh, of Taichung, Taiwan, for patenting a device, in the year 2001, that catches bank robbers by dropping a net over them.
REFERENCE: U.S. patent #6,219,959, granted on April 24, 2001, for a "net trapping system for capturing a robber immediately."
NOTE: The Ig Nobel Board of Governors has attempted repeatedly to find Mr. Hsieh, but he seems to have vanished mysteriously. [Breaking news: Mr. Hsieh reportedly has seen a news account of the Ig Nobel ceremony, and contacted the news agency. Details soon.]
AVIATION: Patricia V. Agostino, Santiago A. Plano and Diego A. Golombek of Universidad Nacional de Quilmes, Argentina, for their discovery that Viagra aids jetlag recovery in hamsters.
REFERENCE: "Sildenafil Accelerates Reentrainment of Circadian Rhythms After Advancing Light Schedules," Patricia V. Agostino, Santiago A. Plano and Diego A. Golombek, Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, vol. 104, no. 23, June 5 2007, pp. 9834-9.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Diego A. Golombek
THIS JUST IN: I have now officially applied for math teaching jobs, and been denied such, at every college in the Quebec City area. Each one found me witty, funny, qualified, said I had enough experience and they all had better candidates. So I guess it boils down to either licking more ass or widening my search. Sending more resumes now ...
Well, I got my current job at the moment that I was desperately wandering from agency to agency. So no reason to despair. ;)
socralynnek
17-02-2011, 09:09
Come to Germany. As far as I know, they desperately look for math teachers here...
Maybe you don't need to widen your search area as wide as Matrix did...
Shabbaman
17-02-2011, 09:30
Too many math teachers? Who would've thought that could actually happen...
Lt. Killer M
17-02-2011, 11:46
Too many math teachers? Who would've thought that could actually happen...
I'd rather expect that it is a case of math teachers not desired, because maths = science, and science /= faith ;)
So many of us trying for teaching? I'm currently trying for Maths or Physics, but teaching adults. I'm now at the point that I need teaching work to do the qualification, but can't get the work without the qualification. Got an interview next week although only part time, so fingers crossed.
Best of luck with your attempts.
Likewise Furiey.
Mein Deutch ist nicht genung klar yetzt doch ich will probieren ;)
Sehr gut. Du hast Potenz!
Shabbaman
17-02-2011, 17:20
I'd rather expect that it is a case of math teachers not desired, because maths = science, and science /= faith ;)
Better have a try at teaching creationism then!
Finding job takes time. IMO, finding a teaching job in college is very hard. I save sent a large fraction of my applications to colleges (and undergraduate universities) for a total of about 200. Not a single one of them worked. I got a few phone interviews and that was all. It seems, I am overqualified for college teaching. Besides, they don't give you any money to start with which makes these jobs less attractive.
Now Master Beorn and Prof Beorn all in a week. Exciting slash drunk times ahead :)
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Congratulations
socralynnek
10-06-2011, 11:34
Well done!
Herzlichen Glückwunsch!
Congratulations! [drunks1] [beer1] [drunks1]
Lt. Killer M
10-06-2011, 17:34
Awesome! :)
On the eve of all hell breaking loose in the pitboss, let's take a minute of solace to remind ourselves that we are friends, and human, no matter what genocidal atrocities we will play out in civ before it's over.
So I've been invalid since October 9th after a bad bike crash. Pulverised cheekbone, skull fractured around the right eye, traumatic brain injury (TBI) and short-term memory loss.
It's been a long recovery. The first month was all about healing the bones and then getting tons of rest. Brain, sinus and cheek were swelling against each other: constant headaches all the way up until Christmas. Serious difficulties regulating my sleep pattern. The keto diet helped with inflammation and an elaborate routine of self-massage, meditation and breathing exercises helped with sleeping.
Then for a few months during the winter, extreme fatigue (physical, emotional and psychological). 4 scheduled retreats into meditation x15-20 minutes just to get through each day. I had the emotional volatility of a 2-to-14 year old girl, depending on the weather and how well I slept.
Through April and May, I started taking walks again. Sometimes 1km, sometimes 200m to the mailbox and back. Whatever I could manage. Even that had me accumulating fatigue and, on bad days, considering to quit.
For the last month it's been seriously coming back. I ride my bike a little each day with my dog Cazzo attached to the seatpost. Energy and sleep has been easier and easier to manage, to the point where I barely need to keep a "regular" healthy lifestyle - no endless meditation, self-massage and dietary overhaul necessary. I'll try and keep the good habits though.
So here we are, summertime and the certainty that I'll be able to go back to work this Fall semester (part-time at first). Brain injuries are a bitch. Wear your bike helmets. I dare not imagine what it would've been like had I not worn my helmet.
No need for pity or concern - though I appreciate the thoughts and prayers, save all of them for ProPain. He'll need all of your moral support once the CDZ continent turns its attention to the Finn continent. See you soon ;)
Bonus dick pic:
https://i.imgur.com/K7rLhYc.jpg
Such a good boy.
socralynnek
02-07-2019, 01:16
Thanks for the update.
Was unsure whether to ask what your status is or not ask...
Keep working on your health! Sometimes this is the hardest work one can have...
...but it is the one that is worth the most...
And take care of that dog at least as much as he takes care of you ;-)
Yeah it's surprisingly hard to keep healthy habits. This winter, all I had energy for was keeping a balance between good health habits and rest. Doing that full-time gave me a sense of purpose, a feeling that I was "combatting" the illness, which helped to stay motivated and focused. But as soon as I stopped needing meditation, naps, etc. to get through the day, it instantly reverted to being as hard as usual to "make time." Even while having ALL the time in the world.
Next thing to make time for: a former student wrote me asking for an internship, so I'll have a baby-teacher through 2019-2020. Out of everything, I missed students the most. Especially former ones I got along with so well that they request working with me again [sun]
Shabbaman
09-07-2019, 20:57
Good to hear the health status is on an upward trajectory. I'll pray for Propain a bit.
Thanks for the dick pic. And good to hear you're recovering well. Judging from the game, I'd say there's not much wrong with your brain in any case! I will not, however, pray for ProPain. Instead, I pray for a fair and honest fight. Besides, I might make the long journey to the other side of the world as well. Jeke's sister broke up with me. That calls for a Trojan War, doesn't it?
Oh man, that sucks. I'm sure they have a Malinese Helen of Tumbuktu for you, somewhere out in the ocean.
Doc cleared me for part-time work at 75% load, which means 2 classes of pre-med linear algebra :D It most likely will eat up most of my time and energy but I welcome the challenge [ninja]
Last week I went for a hike (7.6k, 750m D+) with a philosophy prof and had a long, profound discussion about nature, beauty, common good and what we leave behind. [drunks1] I didn't get winded, confused or tired, it was just generally taxing on the central nervous system. Near the summit, my knees started giving out — his were hurting as well so we just slowed down on the way back and everything went A-Ok. Morale of the story: I'm good to go with anything I used to do, within reason.
I also realized how grateful I was for the throwback civ game. This winter, many times over, the highlight of a cold, inactive, uneventful and rote day was the planning of, playing and tinkering with my pitboss turn.
Thanks, Pope Maarten of the Stralish.
https://i.imgur.com/THiEHW7.png
Good to hear! https://straland.com/images/smilies/grin.gif The hike, I mean. Organising the Civ4 game was purely out of self interest. https://straland.com/images/smilies/mischief.gif
And good luck with the teaching thing. Nice attitude of taking on the challenge. Getting active again is definitely good for the body and mind, I think, though I'm not a doctor.
Organising the Civ4 game was purely out of self interest. https://straland.com/images/smilies/mischief.gif
We're certainly giving Killer a run for his money [estwing]
Shabbaman
14-08-2019, 10:27
Good to hear you are becoming a somewhat mobile specimen again.
Lt. Killer M
22-09-2019, 00:11
We're certainly giving Killer a run for his money [estwing]
you'll NEVER be as [estwing] as I am ;)
however, your latest diplo message had me yell "YESSS" aloud and fist-pump! If you're good to go on a cell phone screen, you're good to go anywhere! :)
Careful there, the next one won't bring the same kind of news [B)]
It is once again the eve of all hell breaking loose in the pitboss, and my summer vacations started, so here's an update.
The brain injury is healing. Slowly but surely. I felt great last August and started off with a 75% workload, which I had no problem doing. For a while. What got me is the accumulation of fatigue week-to-week. So eventually, before imploding, I downgraded to 40% workload (1 large class of linear algebra) which went fine.
Then for the winter, 2 small classes of stats gave me 50% workload and that was perfect. I could resume doing a bit of sport each week: yoga, snowshoe trails with the dog, a bit of jogging and biking. I'll take at least 60% next Fall.
Then we had this thing with the virus [xx(] I guess you heard.
Not to bemoan my situation — nobody I know has caught it and my job + paycheck is secure — but it was really, really hard on my nerves. The constant little itch of danger at the back of my head was a drain I REALLY didn't need. And the switch to videoconference teaching is simply awful. The entire upheaval of how we work, and the improvised shitshow that was our education ministry's lack of leadership, made it even harder. For a few days around the end, my nerves were so fried that I had trouble standing up for more than a minute.
It especially breaks my heart that ~25% :eek: of my students didn't have the technological tools and internet access, or a serene enough family life, or just the $, to keep up with school from home. I'm so glad the semester is over.
I'm curious as to how it affected you guys, what got scrambled in your lives, how you had to adapt. Here's hoping everything gets back in order, more or less, for everyone [beer1]
Bonus dick pic:
https://i.imgur.com/BtMCn4Z.jpg
Shabbaman
12-06-2020, 21:27
Not to bemoan my situation — nobody I know has caught it and my job + paycheck is secure — but it was really, really hard on my nerves. The constant little itch of danger at the back of my head was a drain I REALLY didn't need.
Hm, it's easy to forget how people who aren't 100% but manage to function in a normal situation (I hope you don't mind me saying this, but this is what I make of the image you're painting of yourself) can get into serious trouble when they need to adapt to a new and strange situation. But the tension gets to anyone I suppose.
Nothing covid-worthy to report here. I was at the office yesterday for the first time since the beginning of March, worked from home without problems. Well, kids that needed home schooling, but thankfully they're in school again.
people who aren't 100% but manage to function
Oh absolutely, and for example it gave me a lot of compassion for a student I had who's got serious anxiety disorders, and wouldn't even come to class (over Zoom) for fear of a panic attack or somesuch. It's not the unease of being on camera, it's everything else forcefully piling on top of it and her drawing the line there.
Shabbaman
14-06-2020, 10:07
It sounds cheesy, but thanks for sharing. Being pointed at these situations breeds compassion, and when you're at home in more-or-less-something-akin-to isolation takes me out of the bubble. These days it seems everything is either about racism or corona deaths in other countries and a lot less about people (although these subjects intersect, obviously).
By the way, how do 25% of your students end up without internet access? Are these people who migrated back to their parental homesteads in the backwoods of rural whatever to self-isolate? If there's one thing students here have it's internet access.
My pleasure!
Sure, most do have access to an internet connexion. Not 100% but 95-99%. They lack access in different ways though. Some don't have a PC and rely on their mobile phone, some don't have good data plans, or have to share the PC with mom/dad/siblings who also need it for work and school. Some don't have the peace and quiet to work on school stuff, or have abusive parents, or deal with mental illness in themselves or close family, which is exacerbated through the intersection of covid and isolation.
So even if they do have a PC with cable internet, other external conditions may prevent them from taking their classes on schedule and doing their schoolwork on time.
Shabbaman
15-06-2020, 15:19
I can see how a home situation could be detrimental to studying, but if internet or computer access is a barrier for your students then studying there is very different from here. That's probably true in any case, but I wouldn't have sought the differences in lack of computer access. Anyway, good you noticed that and take it into consideration.
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