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mauer
18-11-2006, 20:26
Oh what a woeful state mankind would be in! None the less, let's all try and come up with a list of what the world might be like. (plus it's been too quiet in this forum)

IF WHOMP WERE KING:

1. The term citizen would be replaced by bears.
2. Every Sunday would be the festive "Windy" holiday to commemorate the great windy city. (Beans half price everywhere on Sunday)
3. All men would have boyfriends code named "Holly". [col]
4. Chee Kag Oh would be the holy city of the Moose Party.
5. Wal-Mart (and it's subsidiaries) would be declared a terrorist organization and citizens (employees)of Wal-Mart would be pop rushed to build a Great Library.
grahamiam
19-11-2006, 03:08
I give this spam [guiness] [guiness] out of 5
BCLG100
19-11-2006, 04:10
i dont even want to think about if whomp had power
Whomp
19-11-2006, 05:29
Heh. You guys have issues. If I were king you wouldn't have to think "Boy Could Live Great 100 times" guy. I'd make all the decisions and I'm a good decision maker. Life would be good.
Robi D
19-11-2006, 06:43
6. It would be mandatory for all men to shave there heads [:P]
mauer
19-11-2006, 07:09
7. It would be mandatory for all men to shave a bald spot on their head.
Robboo
19-11-2006, 16:18
I think mauer has a man crush....
Matrix
19-11-2006, 22:14
8. The constitution would consist of just one word: "MOO!"
Whomp
19-11-2006, 23:32
Hehe...
I'd say it would make a panda sound too but I don't know that sound.
Robi D
20-11-2006, 00:26
A Panda sound is a bit of a cross between a growl and a yawn
BCLG100
20-11-2006, 00:33
i always thought pandas would just make the noise 'cuddly' but i dont know how that noise would be made :)
mauer
20-11-2006, 01:41
Right here: http://encarta.msn.com/media_461517317/Giant_Panda.html
Whomp
20-11-2006, 02:44
It sounds like a whiny dog. Maybe I need to change my avatar at CFC to a king or sumpin. [hmm]
admiral kutzov
22-11-2006, 04:21
If whomp were king, there would be hair:

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/uploaded/admiral kutzov/2006112242012_king.JPG
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Robboo
22-11-2006, 15:21
where would he find that much hair....He would have to collect all the hair from his pillow and shower drain for about 3 years to get that much.
Whomp
22-11-2006, 16:06
Easy. If I were king rock n roll would be our state religion.
mauer
22-11-2006, 20:21
Would that make Bob Seger a priest of Rock N Roll then?
I will sing to the Rockin' Priests, don't be shy and sing along.


Just take those old records off the shelf,
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself,
Today's music ain't got the same soul,
I like that old time rock and roll.

Don't try and take me to a disco,
You'll never even get me out on the floor,
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door,
I like that old time rock and roll.

Still like that old time rock and roll,
That kind of music just soothes my soul,
I reminisce about the days of old,
With that old time rock and roll.

Won't go and hear 'em play a tango,
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul,
There's only one sure way to get me to go,
Start playin' old time rock and roll.

Still like that old time rock and roll,
That kind of music just soothes my soul,
I reminisce about the days of old,
With that old time rock and roll.

Call me a relic call me what you will,
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill.
Today's music ain't got the same soul,
I like that old time rock and roll.

Still like that old time rock and roll,
That kind of music just soothes my soul,
I reminisce about the days of old,
With that old time rock and roll.
Whomp
22-11-2006, 21:04
Yes that's a very good choice...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NzsMKwn7vNg

This would be one of our national anthem songs (we'd have a lot of them, really)..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=__Z6lNp3Ako
romeothemonk
23-11-2006, 17:43
Hmm, Whomp or Hank Jr for King. Kind of a toss up.

Ill vote for you if you mandate that everyone has to have a gym membership. That way if they don't use it, it is a fat tax.