PAC week 6

[Energy]

Dutch gold leads to draw

Eindhoven Energy had a great start on their match last sunday. It was 2- 0 after 40 minutes and the game seemed to be decided. Unfortunately, at that moment it was announced that Ireen Wuts won the first Dutch gold. Meinte van Leuven ran off the field immediatley, when he heard the news, to see his heroin on tv. After this, it wasn't difficult for Mouter to gain a lead off 2-3. Luckily, Meinte came back in right on time to give the pass for the 3-3 by Hetzel.

[Dell19]

Entertainment

No longer in the cup, Wartham can now play their full team in the league and thus the matches are somewhat one sided. Several options are being considered in a bid to increase excitement and to encourage fans to watch the matches instead of Songs of Praise. These options include a lottery for who can guess how many we will win by, a pin the tail on the goalie competition and having mice select the team and the chance to throw wet sponges at Dave Ryan if he continues to miss chances.

[Mistfit]

quote:2/14/2006 Gambling Ring Busted
Turkish player and outstanding inner midfielder Yetkin Cantürk was questioned today about his involvement in a nation wide illegal gambling ring.

Reports claim that Cantürk has been gambling on dog races, cock fighting, tiddley-winks, and checkers for years.

When asked Yetkin said "Me? No not me.... It was my wife"

Miles Mistfit could not be reached for comment as he was at the local Indian Casino.

Edit: I do not know if it is an international story or not but this was inspired by the Wayne Gretsky scandal

[socralynnek]

quote:
Wenham has to go

Rumours spread for a few weeks already that coach and player didn't do well together. When Hederer was not allowed to play, he got even replaced by young player Augustinussen."It's better, he leaves", said Bajoran manager Socral Ynnek. "Somewhere else he surely has better perspectives. And: Whoever complains about not seeing Klingons at DSE should be happy that we lock them away. What they did to the last friendly opponent..."



Someone from my league said in a PA that he was unhappy not having seen some Klingons...

Mathias Wenham is for sale...

[Shabbaman]

The results are finally in, this jury has been shot for incompetence. Let's hope the new jury is better motivated ;)

And the winner is...

[band]

1. Energy
2. Dell19
3. Socralynnek
4. Mistfit

Standings:

Mistfit 34
Dell19 23
Energy 20
Arne1 17
Melifluous 10
Socralynnek 9
Propain 7