I HATE PIGEONS [Archive]

Melifluous

12-03-2003, 16:38

I really really fucking hate pigeons. :(

Smug little fuckers strutting around making stupid little cooing noises, puffing out their chests and crapping all over everything.

Pigeons are the most annoying of all Englands birds and I believe a campaign should be started immediately to kill each and everyone of the smelly little fuckers...

Melifluous

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anarres

12-03-2003, 17:22

I heard they spread disease, although I've never had it confirmed...

Lt. Killer M

12-03-2003, 17:57

I read a study once caliming that if pigeon populations in cities were halved, the rate of oinfectuous diseases like flue would tumble down to at most 1/3 of current levels.....

on the other hand I love dinosaurs.... thouhg I have to admit there's prettier ones than pigeon......

ProPain

12-03-2003, 18:18

I say kill em all, kill em now. In my last appartment a couple of pigeons decided to nest on my balcony.

These birds make nests out of their own shit. I kid you not. As a result all kind of vermin lives inside the 'nest' besides the pigeon vermin themselves.

At first we didn't notice the nest, but we found out when all kind of lice-like crawlers started to take over our bed and bedroom. It took me 2 days to clean the balcony and the bedroom and 3 more weeks of getting the last ones over and done with. 3 weeks I had to sleep in the living room. Needless to say I kill pigeons on sight.

Thumps up for starting this subject Mel!

anarres

12-03-2003, 18:31

[?] I take it this was personal enough to you to not want to put it in OT? :)

col

12-03-2003, 18:47

You ever see a cartoon called Dastardly and Muttley's flying machines? I was always rooting for them against that smug little yankee doodle pigeon.

ProPain

12-03-2003, 18:55

We had that cartoon in the Netherlands too! Love the dog who giggled when he smiled! Ah those were the days.

ERIKK

12-03-2003, 20:16

I my former life as a pigeon I used to shit on peoples heads!

ProPain

12-03-2003, 22:20

Your spam skills are admirable ERIKK[8D]

Shabbaman

13-03-2003, 14:10

In my second year of my biology study I had to dissect a pigeon. So, from a reliable source, I can assure you that pigeons smell even worse from the inside as from the outside.

Shabbaman

13-03-2003, 14:12

quote:Originally posted by col

You ever see a cartoon called Dastardly and Muttley's flying machines? I was always rooting for them against that smug little yankee doodle pigeon.

"Catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon, CATCH-THE-PIGEON, ... NOW!"

col

13-03-2003, 15:46

Nab him, stab him, jab him, grab him, stop that pigeon now!

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ERIKK

14-03-2003, 17:33

Wow!

Melifluous and Moderator powers..., a dangerous combination! ;)

anarres

14-03-2003, 18:46

Mel (et al),

All mods should read the thread in the new mods forum:

http://www.civ3duelzone.com/forum/forum.asp?FORUM_ID=14

barron of ideas

14-03-2003, 18:56

Little pigeon flying by, left some whitewash in my eye
I dont scream, I dont cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

anarres

14-03-2003, 19:08

What a way to make an entrance...

Welcome barron :D

col

13-05-2003, 21:23

Sadly i just thought that I would report that on chopping two trees in my garden down last week, it was discovered that there was a pigeon's nest in one of them. Further that the said nest contained two eggs which didnt make it.

Thats two less of the little flying rats to worry about.

Melifluous

14-05-2003, 11:06

Congrats Col!

Please award yourself an honourary "I saw some pigeons and I killed the fuckers before they crapped on me medal".

Bravo...

Melifluous

Shabbaman

14-05-2003, 11:24

Oh yeah... pre-emptive strike. That's the George W. medal.

ProPain

14-05-2003, 11:39

I applaud you Col! keep up the good work.

Pastorius

04-06-2005, 23:37

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