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Shabbaman
26-03-2003, 13:00
Someone at your work annoying you? Before pushing him down the stairs, practice on this: http://taat.fi/taat/porrasturvat/
He's usually taking the escalator? Point out that taking the stairs might benefit his health. Have fun!
Shabbaman
26-03-2003, 13:00
Official 'Stair Dismount' ladder:
1. ProPain, 440554 points
2. Shabbaman, 355791 points
3. Melifluous, 260107 points
4. Anarres, 175830 points
5. Erikk, 118364 points
How do you get that kind of score! [:o]
Amazing score. I'm trying now. Got 22319 on my first try!
3rd : 47008
I love this !
Shabbaman
27-03-2003, 08:45
The trick is to push so that the guy misses the first steps. The initial fall will cause like 30.000 points of damage.
63327, Im getting closer!!!
some observations:
- the old fashioned straightforward push seems to do most damage.
- Apparently a hard impact (skipping stairs) does more damage than hitting a lot of stairs
- more power, means more damage
missed your post shabba! but i kinda figured that out too.
Shabbaman
27-03-2003, 09:28
It is not necessarily true that more power inflicts more damage. I recall that I got my highest score with suboptimal power, more in the 70% region.
Shabbaman
27-03-2003, 09:34
Unbelievable: 80384!
scored 44444. No record but funny nevertheless
Extra observation: damage to the head gives the most points
Shabbaman
27-03-2003, 10:39
Sure, that's where the soft parts are located.
final observation: score increases dramatically when more body get hit at once. The redder the better.
Now I'm gonna quit. Wasted an entire morning on this.
Melifluous
27-03-2003, 11:53
1st Try ; 38000
What a cool game...
Melifluous
Shabbaman
27-03-2003, 12:03
There goes your afternoon...
please update that ladder shabba! And lets'find some more players :)
I get an error when I install it. A large string with errors from oracle (?) and other stuff. Some drivers errors...
I will try at home later...
Melifluous
27-03-2003, 13:09
Yop score 71973
Melifluous
Yop score mel? [:p]
My Yop score is about 50k, but I am amazed at some of the scores here. I like taking out the ankle, they look really stupid when they fall. :)
Wow! It has some cool, smooth tunes!
45182 by setting the body and a real soft push, making it a looonnng fall! ;)
I have been practising!
74892 torso, much force, heading 4.58 pitch -0.00
He shabba. 72493 is my best score!
So that's what you're doing ERIKK. I wondered when I would get the save [:p]. So it's all in the neck. You got most points there...
You win Erik, I'm not gonna spent another day wasting away my time on this. I will never break this record anyway [cry]
But I got a score of 0 points which was difficult too!
I think I broke his neck!
Well..., is anybody gonna beat me????
A friend of mine got 218000 points and it is still rising.
Hint: go for these regions: heading 180 degrees, pitch 80 degrees, max push => gives you a load of points!
Shabbaman
28-03-2003, 09:53
Good job erikk. Very very good. I'll update the ranking.
Shabbaman
28-03-2003, 11:50
93018. Note that I hit him on the foot.
Shabbaman
28-03-2003, 11:51
Wow. I think I've found a bug. 355791!
Shabbaman
28-03-2003, 12:03
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads4/stairdismount.jpg
Hmmm... Nice score Shabba! I will try again this evening...
hmm, I tried the pull the legs from underneath him option too. But not with this kind of succes! and pleaase update my score...
wait a sec your not pulling, your hitting him on the foot. Weird.
Here is my best:
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads4/stair.jpg
Shabbaman
28-03-2003, 15:35
quote:Originally posted by ProPain
wait a sec your not pulling, your hitting him on the foot. Weird.
Really weird. It defies the laws of physics:D
Just got back from a meeting with my supervisor, and now I feel the urge to play a game of Stair Dismount!
Blammo! 85828 points of damage! That'll teach him!
Melifluous
28-03-2003, 17:10
This is better
http://melifluous.www4.dotnetplayground.com/funny.jpg
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads4/stairs440k.jpg
HAHA, eat this!!!
Shabbaman
29-03-2003, 08:38
I can't see the pic, but 440k? Amazing.
Back to the Atari days: Arkanoid competition?
What do you guys say?
http://www.arkanoid.com/y/modules/mydownloads/viewcat.php?cid=1
download arkanoid 2000!
(Checked stair dismount on other forums: it gives 800000 and going on, keeping the guy continueing breaking his leg. There is also a random factor resulting in different scores under the same circumstances! There is no competition in that)
got 1020 points on high diff!
Melifluous
29-03-2003, 13:00
OK played that Beatball...
Good game if a little slow...
Top score, took about an hour, 29040
melifluous
Shabbaman
29-03-2003, 13:03
Threadjackers :p
Arkanoid is takes too much time I think.
Arkanoid ate up a significant part of my childhood, no way am I gonna go near it...
hehe, if somebody has a better plan... :p
Weird you can;t see the picture Shabba. It shows fine on my pc. Other people don't see it also?
Shabbaman
31-03-2003, 11:07
I can see it now. Yesterday I was at home, that CPU has some major malfunctions.
Anyway, who's got a suggestion for a less lenghty, but violent game?
quote:Originally posted by Shabbaman
Anyway, who's got a suggestion for a less lenghty, but violent game?Knife fighting is always quite quick and violent. :)
Shabbaman
31-03-2003, 15:51
Great. Any known program with which I can inflict near-lethal damage with a knife (or other pointy object) to you through the intenet?
Most knife fights I heard of happen in allys behind pubs.
Maybe you could try taking your biggest kitchen knife and stabbing a neighbour. If your neighbours are out try going to a local shop and stabbing someone there.
AFAIK, you would actually need to hire an assasin to get me here. Maybe you could bribe someone at my company to stab me, they are a desperate bunch...
Shabbaman
31-03-2003, 18:22
Pah! Never heard of those Scud missiles?
Kevinicus
31-03-2003, 18:28
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
ps: F DAT JELLEH!§%&~
Shabbaman
02-04-2003, 09:16
Didn't I just post here? Strange...
Anyway, play with Anna in the mean time: [ur]http://www.miniclip.com/Flash/AnnaTennis.swf[/url]
We really need another game...
That Anna game is grabbed me for about 20 secs. 10 secs to beat her the 1st time, 10 more secs for the second win, hoping the hands would then disappear also. Back to stair dismount I guess. There's a 1M boudary out there!
Yeah..., where are the good-looking graphics??
... but good luck with that million ProPain!
Pastorius
15-11-2003, 18:12
77823....
so you're cheating ey [:p]
no not cheating but there's a bug in the game. When you hit the poor little guy straight on the foot he breaks his leg over and over again.
Not many points (28323) but it sure is funny. ;)
http://www.straland.com/junk/TD01.avi
Fuck it, my site is down. I hate that! [mad]
It's open now...
Here's the scorecard:
(9.8) (9.8) (9.7) (9.9) (9.6) (9.8)
:D
Lt. Killer M
18-11-2003, 19:29
(9.9)(9.8)(9.1)(0.0)(9.9)(10)..... WHO LET THE CHRISTIAN JUDGE IN????????????
quote:Originally posted by anarres
Here's the scorecard:
(9.8) (9.8) (9.7) (9.9) (9.6) (9.8)
[lol] [lol] [lol]
Pastorius
18-11-2003, 22:55
hehehehe
[rotfl]
Shabbaman
19-11-2003, 09:15
That's a good maneuver matrix. Try a bit harder and you could get the fellow stuck with his head in the radiator for maximum points...
Here are three more. ;)
How to get the guy from in the cabine to up the cabine. (http://www.straland.com/junk/TD02.avi)
When you think it's all over... (http://www.straland.com/junk/TD03.avi)
Mistaking the guy for butter. (http://www.straland.com/junk/TD04.avi)
Wow - you really learnt to abuse that game didn't you Matrix! [eek]
Pastorius
19-11-2003, 15:24
You're one evil demon arent ya - remind me never to play against you in a pbem [:p]
Where'd ya get that video-maker btw?
Shabbaman
19-11-2003, 15:24
Nice nice nice... That last one should have gotten you quite a score. I can see you've got more time at hand with your new pseudo-scientific study ;)
quote:Originally posted by Shabbaman
Nice nice nice... That last one should have gotten you quite a score. I can see you've got more time at hand with your new pseudo-scientific study ;)
Well, you know I just got a 5 for one. But the other one was a 6.4! :D
The video program is a shareware version of Hypercam. If one would buy (or crack) it you don't see that line in the top anymore. ;)
P.S. that last one was just 36139 points.
Since my harddisk reformat error I lost the previous avi's, but here's a new one. ;)
And I call it...Nice catch! (http://www.straland.com/junk/TD05.avi)
(And with a new computer I can have a much bigger screen at a much faster rate!)
Pastorius
04-01-2005, 23:30
Caught between a truck and a hard place :D
Shabbaman
01-02-2005, 19:33
That's a bonus for artistic impression. Lousy score though.
Pastorius
08-03-2005, 19:18
Go get the new version of dismount. Stair dismount v 0.4. It is different...Still funny
Shabbaman
08-03-2005, 20:43
I see they have a nice collection of mods as well...
Shabbaman
12-03-2005, 11:01
quote:Originally posted by ERIKK
hehe...!
Edited by - ERIKK on 12 Mar 2005 10:22:46
[???]
no worries - deleted some links!
Shabbaman
12-03-2005, 14:31
I should ban you for that ;)
Shabbaman
09-01-2014, 20:57
Just as a good excuse to bump this thread: apparently there's a sauna dismount now as well. Did anyone try it?
As an inhabitant of Finland I should probably try that. ;) Link?
Impressive bump! Almost eight years later...
Shabbaman
12-01-2014, 16:26
http://jet.ro/dismount/
Shabbaman
18-01-2014, 12:33
Holy crap, there's a turbo version on Steam now! I bought it instantly [dominance
Shabbaman
19-01-2014, 21:55
There's a demo: http://turbodismount.com/
Shabbaman
10-09-2014, 09:32
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Shabbaman
12-11-2014, 15:23
O
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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.secretexit.turbodismount
You can try http://turbodismount.net/ this demo
Shabbaman
17-08-2015, 19:32
I got the full game on Steam. Worth it.
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